That One Time in the Woods

By |August 8th, 2017|

My friend and I earned a Girl Scout badge today. Actually, based on the sheer volume of spider webs and spiders that could only be described as steroid-induced or GMO that we encountered on our […]

The Poop is in the Pudding

By |January 17th, 2017|

It’s unfortunate that chocolate pudding isn’t all that good for you. I’ve tried to justify it as a yogurt alternative since it’s made with a lot of milk…you know, like a cool, creamy calcium supplement. […]

The Plant Lady

By |January 16th, 2017|

How do I feel about my husband’s new position at the corporate offices of a lawn and garden company? Good. Super great. Not at all concerned about my ability to fit in with his new […]